Let the bitva begin.

It should be illegal to keep birds as pets.

They

1. are bloody messy eaters

2.take shits a million times a minute everyfuckingwhere.

3. peck my face

One day matthew is gonna come back

and I'm gonna serve him soup.

And in that soup there will be bits of green and it'll probably taste like chicken.

One day i swear to god it's going down.